I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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