is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Let's get the cat blown out
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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