I want to walk on stilts...naked
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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