"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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