some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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