you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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