why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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