did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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