U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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