You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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