you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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