so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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