I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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