I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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