: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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