i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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