Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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