operation harelip BJ is a go
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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