why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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