is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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