We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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