Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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