i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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