There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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