If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
