I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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