Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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