Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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