WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
This is my gift to your gina
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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