How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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