all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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