it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
