Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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