So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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