yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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