i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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