She is in my trunk
he puts the penis in happiness.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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