I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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