I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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