You made me cry and you don't even care
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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