I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Is it because I queefed?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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