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(714): View more from California

Letd wlk him

(714): View more from California

Lrtd walek hime

(714): View more from California

Lets wlk home,,,ther we go

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?

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(806): View more from Texas

and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month

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(443): View more from Maryland

My parents are being so annoying about my colon.

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