god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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