I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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