You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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