It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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