the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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