No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just cropdusted the office
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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