Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
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The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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