Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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