is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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