Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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