Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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