i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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