so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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