yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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