is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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