She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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