Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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